Yes, this is Star Wars, apparently (Picture: Sploid)
It’s all wrong from the word go.
Princess Leia lying awkwardly on the floor like a drunk belly dancer, dirty clothes and manky old wigs.
Those visiting the Stars Wars exhibition in Wolfsburg, Germany, would have been forgiven for mistaking it for the set of a budget porn film.
The force was definitely not strong in this awful display of creepy mannequins, terrible lighting and all-round lameness.
Take Chewie for example – obviously just a wig glued to a doll head.
Chewie, is that you? (Picture: Sploid)
And this rigid, on-edge looking Han Solo, who could do with getting his feet out in the sun once in a while.
On his Han Solo (Picture: Sploid)
Or this distressing attempt at Princess Leia.
Princess Leia (Picture: Sploid)
We think this is an Ewok. Looks like it’s woven from pubic hair, but that would have been way too much of an effort for these organisers.
What!? (Picture: Sploid)
And then, this.
What’s so important about this display that it has to be cordoned off? (Picture: Sploid)